"speedy deletion" is a kind of article deletion, where the wikipedia admin can skip the discussion/consensus stage. The speediness refers to the time between when the deletion nomination is submitted and the article is deleted. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_...)

Yes, wouldn't want to waste any time; who knows how much harm it could have.

You can still have a a "speedy trial" even if you're not arrested until 20 years after you committed the crime.

All the planning charts and deletion orders were on display at Alpha Centauri.

I know the guy that wrote it. We worked at the same company for a while. I feel a bit bad for not calling it out now tbh.